party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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