Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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