He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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