Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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