Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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