Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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