Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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