ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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