i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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