That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i will never coherently bang her
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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