On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Shame is for Republicans.
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