i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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