and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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