White coat. Heels.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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