you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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