How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Randomize
