I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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