Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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