No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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