69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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