he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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