i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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