He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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