Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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