Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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