it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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