Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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