matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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