Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
