I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Actions speak louder than pants.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
