it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This is the high leading the old right now
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
