dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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