I can tuck mytits in my pants
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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