But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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