I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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