New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We had to coat check the pizza.
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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