And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize