Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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