I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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