I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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