Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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