Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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