DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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