YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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