nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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