How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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