I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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