summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I will pee on everything he values.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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