So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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