I don't think brook has ever known best
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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