if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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