R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Randomize
