dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Randomize
