I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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