I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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