some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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