Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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